April 7, 2009

[闲聊]Chinglish Converstion Between Tourist and Counter

*Notice:Just make sure you can understand a little bit of Chinese

Counter:“Hello.”
Tourist:“Hi.”
Counter:“You have what thing?”
Tourist:“Can you speak English?”
Counter:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
Tourist:“Can anybody else speak English?”
Counter:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
Tourist:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
Counter:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
Tourist:“I want to speak to your head.”
Counter:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”

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