[闲聊]Chinglish Converstion Between Tourist and Counter

*Notice:Just make sure you can understand a little bit of Chinese

Counter：“Hello.”
Tourist：“Hi.”
Counter：“You have what thing？”
Tourist：“Can you speak English？”
Counter：“If I not speak English, I am speaking what？”
Tourist：“Can anybody else speak English？”
Counter：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
Tourist：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
Counter：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
Tourist：“I want to speak to your head.”
Counter：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”